valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

image

It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

(via sexy-syrup)

cumaeansibyl:

kisssinpink:

lloveuntilwebleed:

rareandradiantmaiden:

gaymermaids:

knifeplay:

girl-bear:

campaignofdistractions:

“The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.”

EVERYONE
EVERYONE
EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS

what the actual FUCK

I wish I could even be shocked

Just gonna keep reblogging this

fuck

this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK

“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”

cumaeansibyl:

kisssinpink:

lloveuntilwebleed:

rareandradiantmaiden:

gaymermaids:

knifeplay:

girl-bear:

campaignofdistractions:

  • The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.

EVERYONE

EVERYONE

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS

what the actual FUCK

I wish I could even be shocked

Just gonna keep reblogging this

fuck

this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK

“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”

(via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

notgingerdoctor said: I have never been in a relationship and I turn 15 in two months. I've never even kissed a girl! (Or a guy, for that matter)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

hey that’s okay!

i’m 16 and havent been in a legit, committed relationship

awk

that doesnt mean we bomb as hell

send me asks solely pertaining to relationships

I didn’t kiss anyone till I was 18 :)

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

and heal any and all maladies you ever had ever

(via castielismypumpkinofthelord)

castieltherebel:

2srooky:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat

everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.

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(via peirce-the-penis)

theoppositeofsane:

youngblackandvegan:

kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

This is a spiritual experience.

(via steverogershelmethair)

I really, really like their relationship.

(Source: communified, via steverogershelmethair)

lotrlockedwhovian:

baby-dahlia:

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

(Source: , via shut-up-armin)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via bitchescumtogether)

Just went to the grocery store and had a quick chat with the cashier

4ndr0med4:

Cashier: Hey, do you go to the AI?
Me: Ohhh, no.
Cashier: Ah, okay. You look like you do. You have the starving artist look.
Me: Yeah, I think I rock it pretty well. You won’t catch me dead there, though, because they don’t think writing is an art.
Cashier: *stops ringing up the next customer and stares at me* What?!
Me: Yeah, I was in a live chat with a rep and they said that they “Don’t cater to that kind of artist”.
Cashier: *still not ringing up the next customer* But that’s…that’s bullshit!
Me: I know, I’ve written a novel! I told the rep to go write a novel for me and then tell me that’s not an art.
Cashier: *finally starts scanning again* People can draw a stick figure and call it art. Why isn’t writing an art?
Customer behind me, very quietly: An entirely black canvas entitled “The Soul of an Evil Man at Midnight”. It sells for millions. Artists everywhere weep.

there is a painting here at the Museum of Arts Houston where it is a large, white canvas with a single black dot in the center. Sold for hundreds of thousands, so I’m told. 

I have created feeling, soul-filled people living in a desolate realm of disease, corruption and regret. In words. But hey, so what?

(Source: drkraest)